I tell the children:
Me: I'm going to lay down for 30 minutes. I'm setting the timer on the over so I know I need to get up and check the chicken.
Kids: Cool! We will go outside and play.
Me: Fantastic idea!
So, I'm laying down. And for some reason all four decide it would behoove them to start screaming outside my bedroom window. I proceed to walk over to the window and bang on it to get their attention.
Apparently, I hit that shit just right and BLAM! Broken inner window pane. *fuck* is the only thing I can think at this moment.
The children thought that this was absolutely HILARIOUS and start laughing at me.
Me: you think this is funny??!! Get in the house. Sit on the couch and don't say a word to anyone until Bruce gets home. Oh, and Justin and Jeremy, give me your phones since this is sooooooo funny.
I. Am. Done.
