I just had the most riveting conversation of my life with Eric. It. Was. AMAZEBALLS!
Eric: Mom, we should totally get the baby bullet so that we can make the baby's food instead of buying processed baby food.
Me: we'll, I already have a mini processor so I don't think we need the baby bullet, but that's a great idea.
Eric: Well, I get those all the time, good ideas. But I have the BEST idea ever. Bacon. Flavored. Baby food.
Me: Maybe for when she's old. (But what I'm really thinking is, my kid is a genius.)
Eric: I just hope she isn't allergic to peanuts, because I really want to make her peanut brittle.
Me: You do understand that she won't be eating those kinds of things for a while. She'll be drinking milk for a long time.
Eric: Yeah, milk from the land unbeknownst to me.
Me: Excuse, from where?! (Laughing uncontrollably)
Eric: You know, your nether regions. *pointing to my breast area*
Me: Ah,I see. Thank you for clarifying that for me.
Do you see now why I have a blog?!?!?! I really should have a reality show these kids would slay.
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