So, I'm sure you guys will feel me when I tell the following story...
I come home after a long day at work. And all I want to do is eat my feelings. I'm thinking, Oh. Em. Gee. There is a huge bag of Doritos in the pantry. Done. So I walk into the kitchen, look in the pantry, and say to the boys...
Me: Hey! Where are the Doritos?
Collective: We at them all today.
Me: WTF! It was a Sam's bag full of Doritos???
Justin: Well, Woody and Wyatt ate some too!!
Jeremy: At least they were really good.
Me: You're all grounded.
This story is funny because I've lived it...lol
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